This hallo-weekend was spent like all others- trashed at a house party dressed as a freaky little troll. Alas as I enter the adult world post college I imagined perhaps something slightly more upscale for my Halloween plans but we can’t always have our cake and eat it too – unless of course you are Heidi Klum.
We all aspire to be one who can invest in a tailor-made iconic costume and throw an invite only, RSVP required, fully catered party in our uptown penthouses – but until we get there all we can do is fantasize about the celebrity Halloween experience. If we are lucky we can resurrect a prototypical celeb costume to wear at one of our trashy, low life, chips in a bag bash! Alas it’ll be a challenge digging through Value Village bins trying to replicate these looks but a girl can try.
Kylie as Christina Aguilera
Heidi Klum as Jessica Rabbit
Kourtney Kardashian (post break up) as Wonder Woman
Kate Moss as Cara Delavigne – ugh there is nothing more meta than models dressing as models for Halloween!
Iggy Azalea as Cruella Deville
Austin Butler and Vanessa Hudgens as Pulp Fiction’s Mia Wallace and Vincent Vega
Chrissy Teigen as Guy Fieri
Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries
I have a zero-tolerance policy for stupid Halloween costumes. If you can’t afford to be glamourous as fuck then opt for the funny route. But under no circumstances should one swoop so low that they find themselves wearing black leather pants and cat ears – seriously tragic. Every other day of the year is for looking cute and amazing. Halloween is the one day a year where you can get a little funky and be the funniest girl at the frat party.
Take a page from our girl Heidi’s book and channel your inner creativity this Halloween!